EVERYBODY KNOWS HARVEY
There is a joke I heard years ago about a fellow named Harvey who used to brag saying, “Everybody knows me.” His friend said, “Well, John Wayne doesn’t know you.” So Harvey took his friend to Hollywood to John Wayne’s house. John Wayne came to the door and with a big smile said, “Harvey! So great to see you again!” The same thing occurred with a few other famous people. They all knew Harvey. So the friend said, “I guarantee you the Pope doesn’t know you.” So he and Harvey went to the Vatican in Rome. The pope was about to come out onto the balcony to wave at the large crowd. Harvey told his friend, “They don’t know you, so you stay here while I go inside and up to the Pope’s room. When he comes out onto the balcony, I’ll be standing beside him. That way you’ll know that he truly does know me.” Harvey then disappeared inside while his friend stood in the crowd looking up at the balcony. Suddenly, the Pope came out onto the balcony. And sure enough, there was Harvey standing beside him, ...