THE PEWS

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Susan said…
LOL I loved the cartoons, and was sorta wondering what the second one was too!!!!
I couldn't agree more with LD, and your whole blog. I'm finding the closer I move toward God the less I have any right to be unkind to anyone...especially someone who doesn't know the shepherd.
Thanks Billy, your still my pastor!
September 22, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Billy Long said…
Thanks, Susan. I appreciate your comments. I'm glad you could get a chuckle from it.
Bless you,
Billy
September 22, 2010 at 10:59 PM
Billy Long said…
The "second one" obviously is food. The "first one" doesn't take much thought to figure out.
BL
September 22, 2010 at 11:01 PM
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